Anyone wanna clear up this whole gig where the water I just used to brush my teeth with tastes like Jack?

'mean, I'm not complaining, but if this isn't just me - I'm interested to see what kinda fun could be had.

[There's the sound of the journal shutting, then about fifteen minutes later, she's at the fountain. Where anyone can join her. The ( Read more... )

So... not everyone got the language upgrade and I'm staring at food in this mini fridge wondering what half of it is.

[Yeah, she's been staring at a box of something for an hour now trying to figure out if it's snails or if it just has a picture of a cartoon snail on it.]Isn't all the food we have in America some knock-off of something French? Is ( Read more... )

[Faith doesn't have very solid memories of holidays. Thanksgiving coming and going wouldn't have been a big deal, except she knows there's food somewhere. She'd already checked the kitchen - but it felt like the castle hadn't provided the feast this year. No grazing from the leftovers for her. Unless she actually asks for some.]So, what's a girl ( Read more... )

[The journal opens and a confused voice comes over the pages.]

What is... Kat Jess Sour...ee - Joanna's Bee Ren? [Faith is going through the kitchen in the castle, finding random packages and trying to figure out what they are. She pulls open the fridge and starts to rummage around.]What about a Ferrari Rocker ( Read more... )

Other than beating up monsters with tentacles, or each other, is there anything actually fun to do in this place?

I'm sure it's a question asked in this book a million times, so that means everyone should be pretty good at coming up with original answers.

Am I better off wandering the city or is this a hit up the castle standards type of deal? [ ( Read more... )

[There's a short sound, much like someone clearing their throat.]

So, 'bout the vamps?

Told ya' so.

[She'd go on a whole riot about how if she'd just been allowed to do her JOB that none of this shit would be going down, but she's heard a few things about the castle jacking these people around - but still. The fact is that vampires killed ( Read more... )

[Backdated to after this]

( Woods Filter )

[have an exaggerated sigh, Paradisa. Faith's been flipping the pages of this thing for a while. You might wonder where the brunette Slayer has been this past month, but she won't be divulging her location. Just be reassured that she's comfortable and has access to plenty of alcohol.]Alright, I can dig the whole 'pretend it's Paradise' deal. Pop ( Read more... )

[she's been in this “room” for a while now. It's not her room, because that'd be too damn easy. She checked that place out, though. Found this book and some clothing. Now she's elsewhere, catching up on what she thought was something the lawyers had cooked up. Apparently, Lilah was a liar and for once she could've actually trusted Wesley and his ( Read more... )

[It had been over a month now, and Cordelia was still made of plastic. Angel had hoped that this loss of hers wouldn't last longer than the few weeks that he'd been told was standard, but it didn't look like that was going to be the case. Part of him wondered whether or not Cordy's permanent loss had changed the way that Spike's had--but a larger ( Read more... )